I'm on call, It is 1 am and I am walking to the doctor's lounge for a snack and water. A disheveled man, not in a hospital gown hurries up from behind me and states without prelude: "Every time I go to the bathroom, my colon falls out of my asshole, and I have to push it back in."
Me: "That sounds terrible, you should go to the ER and get it checked out."
Him: "That's what I thought too, thanks doc."
This is my life. I love it.
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